Looking for the Humor in our local news!

1. Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak said that.... The Barisan Nasional (BN) government has always been fair to all races including in the field of education. HAhahahahahahaha!!!!

Who does he think he is talking to?!!? A bunch of 5 year olds ah!?!?!?

I think the field of education is probably one of the most unfair area of all!!!

If not how do you think all the private colleges can bloom!

He said the government gave scholarships to all students who scored a minimum of 9As in the Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM) to further their studies at local universities.

Hahahahahaha!!!!

Eh! Political rallies to woe voters are one thing lah!

But lying straight into the faces of the Malaysian public is trying to prove that either we are idiots to believe what the DPM says or proving that he is an idiot to actually believe that we will believe what he says!

GET IT!?!?!

Sorry for being so complicated! I have to write it that way so that the UMNO goons won't understand what I say!

If you have access to Malaysiakini the article there is a better written one that you should read!

2. The Accountant who filed a suit against the Penang Island Municipal Council and the Penang government over multilingual road signs had sought an injunction to stop the council from installing the multilingual street name plates within the heritage area of George Town.

That JOKER is from PAHANG!!!!!!

Hahahahahaha!!!!

The dumb UMNO goons can't even get it right and get a local Penang guy to file suit ah?!?!?!

Hahahahahahaha!!!

Like what Lulu said!

UMNO is the acronym for United Malays National Organisation.

Isn't that ENGLISH?!?!?!

"Maybe it's time you clean up your own backyard before you go cucuk-ing childish fights elsewhere."

3. The Star reported today that....

Former Parti Keadilan Rakyat Youth head Ezam Mohd Noor finally made public the contents of a letter supposedly written by Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim to Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad in 1998.

And Anwar reply was.... So What!

Hahahahahaha!!!

I am not a big fan of Anwar but so what if Anwar tried to make peace with Dr M?!?!

I think Ezam would have done the exact same thing if he was in Anwar's shoe!!

If the most powerful man in the country (at that time)is out for your blood and won't you try to make peace with him?!?!

You have to be very stupid not to at least try!!!

Oh ya! In that cast maybe Ezam would not have tried!

Hahahaha!!!

To me all Ezam has succeed in doing is to prove that he is a lousy, untrustworthy double-crossing assistant that is not competent to even complete a simple task which Anwar gave him to do.

If he can double-cross Anwar.....does the UMNO goons really trust him or are they taking him back because they are so desperate for support?!?!

4. I didn't know until today (through the Sun Newspaper) that committing suicide is an offence under Section 309 of the Penal Code which carries imprisonment up to a year or a fine, or both.

Will the defendent be charge only if they are successful or if they are unsuccessful in committing suicide!?!?!