Looking for the Humor in our local news!

1. Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak said that.... The Barisan Nasional (BN) government has always been fair to all races including in the field of education. HAhahahahahahaha!!!!

Who does he think he is talking to?!!? A bunch of 5 year olds ah!?!?!?

I think the field of education is probably one of the most unfair area of all!!!

If not how do you think all the private colleges can bloom!

He said the government gave scholarships to all students who scored a minimum of 9As in the Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM) to further their studies at local universities.

Hahahahahaha!!!!

Eh! Political rallies to woe voters are one thing lah!

But lying straight into the faces of the Malaysian public is trying to prove that either we are idiots to believe what the DPM says or proving that he is an idiot to actually believe that we will believe what he says!

GET IT!?!?!

Sorry for being so complicated! I have to write it that way so that the UMNO goons won't understand what I say!

If you have access to Malaysiakini the article there is a better written one that you should read!

2. The Accountant who filed a suit against the Penang Island Municipal Council and the Penang government over multilingual road signs had sought an injunction to stop the council from installing the multilingual street name plates within the heritage area of George Town.

That JOKER is from PAHANG!!!!!!

Hahahahahaha!!!!

The dumb UMNO goons can't even get it right and get a local Penang guy to file suit ah?!?!?!

Hahahahahahaha!!!

Like what Lulu said!

UMNO is the acronym for United Malays National Organisation.

Isn't that ENGLISH?!?!?!

"Maybe it's time you clean up your own backyard before you go cucuk-ing childish fights elsewhere."

3. The Star reported today that....

Former Parti Keadilan Rakyat Youth head Ezam Mohd Noor finally made public the contents of a letter supposedly written by Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim to Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad in 1998.

And Anwar reply was.... So What!

Hahahahahaha!!!

I am not a big fan of Anwar but so what if Anwar tried to make peace with Dr M?!?!

I think Ezam would have done the exact same thing if he was in Anwar's shoe!!

If the most powerful man in the country (at that time)is out for your blood and won't you try to make peace with him?!?!

You have to be very stupid not to at least try!!!

Oh ya! In that cast maybe Ezam would not have tried!

Hahahaha!!!

To me all Ezam has succeed in doing is to prove that he is a lousy, untrustworthy double-crossing assistant that is not competent to even complete a simple task which Anwar gave him to do.

If he can double-cross Anwar.....does the UMNO goons really trust him or are they taking him back because they are so desperate for support?!?!

4. I didn't know until today (through the Sun Newspaper) that committing suicide is an offence under Section 309 of the Penal Code which carries imprisonment up to a year or a fine, or both.

Will the defendent be charge only if they are successful or if they are unsuccessful in committing suicide!?!?!

Catch Small Fish! But Big Fish Get away scot FREE!

Star today reported that Police seized 10,000 pornographic and pirated DVDs worth about RM70,000 during a raid on a shop in Taman Ciku, Bukit Mertajam, which was operated by a smut peddler nicknamed Blue King.
This is what we call smoke and mirrors! They are probably old titles that cannot be sold anymore so they get the authorities to seized it and get rid of it at the govt's expenses!

Blue King, who is in his 40s, was not in the shop at that time.
How convenient!!

“Three workers, in their late 20s, were arrested and have been remanded. They are likely to be charged for selling obscene items and also for infringing the Copyright Act 1987.”
This is the telling sign weather it is a genuine bust or just a circus show for people to see!
Was the master mind caught?!?
Or was just his small expandable kuil sacrifice?!?!
I almost pity those poor workers who just get minimum wages to paddle those DVDs while the real criminal master mind is probably relaxing in some health spa banging a couple of prostitutes!

It is learnt that the authorities had raided Blue King’s shop at least 20 times in the past three years. He is believed to have shifted his shop from one place to another to avoid detection. He was even banished to Kelantan under the Restricted Residence Enactment in 2002.

This part I don't get! The authorities raided the "Blue King's shop at least 20 times in the pass three years but was never able to catch him?!?!
Are the authorities so incompetent or is the Blue King so smart!?!?
The best part is that once they finally caught him, they "banished" him to Kelantan!!!!
Hahahahaha!!! What the @$&*# do they mean by banish anyway?!?!
Is he like a witch that he can never come back to the rest of Malaysia ah?!?!?
And why Kelantan?!!?
Is Kelantan like some deserted island ah?!?!

Do you think the Blue King has bribed the authorities like crazy all these years so that he can get a free vacation to Kelantan?!?!

With regards to catching only small fish.....
Another article in the Star reported that Four rank-and-file policemen have been sacked and 31 others are awaiting punishment for committing various offences, including corruption and criminal breach of trust.

This is all well and good but again this is a classic example of catching the small kuli while the BIG FISH gets away scot free!!! And until some of this big fishes are caught, all these catching of small fishes will be nothing more than a circus act show to appease dumb citizens that actually believe what they read in the main stream media!

More stupidity from the rear seat belt ruling

TheStar reported that......

Rear seat belt ruling will not be enforced on foreign-registered vehicles, said Transport Minister Datuk Seri Ong Tee Keat.
He said the Government has no plan now to impose the law on the vehicles as it would involve various complications.

Translation

Ah yah! Too difficult to get those foreign buggers to buckle up

and it is too much work to try to fine them

so just forget about it lah!

Nevermind their argument that lives can be safe with rear seat belt.....

Maybe most foreign cars are not like our lousy quality proton cars

and so no rear seat belt also cannot die in an accident lah!

Typical Malaysian Govt logic!

Malaysia Boleh lah!!

Dumbest remarks yet (for 2009)!!

I had to blog this cause I was so frustrated getting caught in a stupid jam (for 2 hours)that cause by a stupid war halfway across the world!!!
YES Isreal is wrong to attack Gaza!

YES Palestinian are also wrong to shoot rockets into Isreal!

YES innocent victims from both side paid the prices for this war!

BUT are stupid demonstration going to do any good in this part of the world?!?!?

WHERE ARE THE POLICE, THE FRU AND THE WATER CANNONS?!!?!?

If you had read about the minimal security at hand at the demostration where people are burning flags on the street, you will know what a joke our police force is when it comes to being strict with their rules for demonstration!!!

HOWEVER THE BIGGEST JOKE are our politician!!!

Especially Dr Mahathir Mohamad who said "People should boycott McDonalds and Starbucks for a month," he said.

Hahahahahahahaha!!!

What is boycotting McDonalds and Starbucks for a month going to do to these giant companies!!!!

It's like taking a needle and trying to poke an elephant!!!

Hahahahahhah!!!!

The only reason why I think it is a good idea is because it might help me save some money and I am trying to loose weight!!!!

Hahahahaha!!!!

But seriously!! Think for yourselves!

Is boycotting McDonalds and Starbucks for a month really going to have an effect on these companies!??

Hahahahaha!!!

Sometimes I really think Dr M is really loosing his mind with age!

He (Dr M) also urged people to leave their jobs from American firms.

Easy for him to say that lah!

He doesn't have to work and (I have read that) companies still pays him thousands of ringgit for "consultation/advisory service"!

But how about the poor young Malay guy that rides the McDonalds delivery bike around!!!

Can he afford to quit his job?!?!?

Again will this have any effect on the American companies?!?!?

Hahahahah!

Like lah the Americans need us soooooooo badly!!

Will their companies go bankrupt if Malaysian's quit their job!??!

I wonder if Dr M will promise never to go to America for holidays! or stop sending his grand children to America for their studies or stop his children from ALL AMERICAN MOVIES, MUSIC AND TV shows?!?!

Maybe Najib and Hishamudin should listen to Dr M and pull their children out of the American Universities that they are currently in!!!

MISQUOTE! MISQUOTE! MISQUOTE!

Recently in the news Hishammuddin Hussein explained that Mukhriz was misinterpreted when he stated in Parliament on Monday that vernacular and mainstream schools should be integrated into one system. Do you notice that BN leaders have a nasty habit of being misquoted!
Everybody from MCA's Chua Soi Lek to Gerakan Wanita chief Tan Lian Hoe to MIC's Samy Vellu to UMNO's Hishammuddin.
Of course the biggest KING of BEING MISQUOTED goes to... Syed Hamid Albar!!!
As foreign minister he got misquoted
As Home Minister he got misquoted on even more issues!
1. Reported being place in ISA for her own safety!
2. The police base issue being close!
3. Just too many to write lah!

In fact you could google up his name and misquote together and get hundreds upon hundreds of hits!

Actually you could google almost any BN politician with the word misquoted and you will probably get a few hits!
UMNO's Datuk Seri Nazri Aziz was not misquoted but had mislead or was mislead!
Mis here Mis there!!
We should just give them titles like YB MIS XXXX!!!

Why are all the politician always being misquoted?!?
Is it because.....
a) Our reporteds in Malaysia are incompetent!
or
b) These politicians are too chicken to face up with what they said and this is an easy and convenient way to hide!!!

Another political blog!?!?

Yes!

This is the only way to tell Malaysian about the injustice in this country!!

Malaysian mass media is controled by the Government!!!

They spread half truths like we are a bunch of idiots who just eat up what is reported!

Unfortunately there are a lot of naive people!!

Thus is the reason for this blog!!

Sad start for Malaysian Christian for 2009! Thanks to our BN govt!

Malay-language edition of Catholic paper banned: editor
Jan 1, 09 1:08pm
The Catholic newspaper has been ordered by the government to cease its Malay language edition until courts resolve a ban on the paper's use of the word "Allah", its editor said today.

Herald newspaper editor Father Lawrence Andrew said the move was part of a series of restrictions put in place by the government when it renewed the paper's licence on Tuesday.

The Herald, circulated among the country's 850,000 Catholics, nearly lost its publishing licence last year for using the word "Allah" as a translation for "God", with authorities saying it should only be used by Muslims.
"The constitution says Malay is the national language so why can't we use the national language in Malaysia?" he told AFP.
He called the ban "unacceptable" and said he intended to take action.
Many Catholics are East M'sian bumis
Andrew (photo below) said the ban did not make any sense because a large proportion of Catholics in Malaysia are bumiputera who mainly speak Malay.
The term "bumiputera", or "son of the soil", refers to ethnic Muslim Malays and the indigenous inhabitants in peninsular Malaysia and on Borneo island who are mostly Christian.
"More than 50 percent of our congregation are bumiputera and two of our bishops are bumiputera," he added.
The issue will be decided by the courts next month, while Home Ministry officials told the New Straits Times daily today they will be monitoring the paper's actions closely.

QUESTIONS OF THE DAY!
Where are all the UMNO goons that were crying out for BM to be respected now?

What are the Home Ministry trying to do by banning the Malay paper?

Can the Home Ministry be going against the country's constitution for not allowing the BM paper to be publish????